wakefuturefish:

RVB: S11EP18 || Donut vs. Lopez 2.0

Wait…I know what to do.

magick-mayhem:

STOOOOOP

ryclops:

one of the best hypothetical questions i have ever heard (source)

morninglightdreams:

all-time-lord-x:

eatpussylivehappy:

bebereaves:

sh4ne:

euro-trotter:

neofriend:

edwad:

this is so fucked up

For the love of god

I’ve smoked only about 4 ciggs in my life and this already makin me wanna stop

It looks like someone is blowing air into a rotting plum

Erin….

this
this needs to be seen by everyone

Oh wait guys, but isn’t smoking cool because you all out a little filter on it and it makes you look hipster? And all your friends do it too o:

All my friends vape

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enchantriella:

iams99ffended:

rachotamer:

I tried to play the Gravity Falls theme on my kazoo and it is the worst thing I’ve ever heard.

this is the bEST OMFG IM SO PISS

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

The Sims Tumblr Posts

sweetmoonbeam17:

ohhhh shit

sweetmoonbeam17:

ohhhh shit

ohhowlucky:

danteogodofsoup:

killbenedictcumberbatch:

standupcomedyblog:

John Mulaney | The Salt & Pepper Diner

THE BEST JOKE IN EXISTENCE

GOD I JUST TOLD SOMEONE ABOUT THIS STORY

This is one of the best pieces of comedy that I have ever had the pleasure of witnessing. I love this. I have been looking for this online for awhile.

onlylolgifs:

What GTA would look like in real life

lizthefangirl:

alejis-random:

devissitrhw:

Compiled all of the boy and his duck pictures with their original sourcing in what I hope is chronological order.

SO THIS GUY IN MY ENGLISH IS DOING A PROJECT FOR BIO WHERE HE GETS A DUCKLING TO IMPRINT ON HIM SO HE JUST CARRIES IT AROUND WITH HIM TO ALL OF HIS CLASSES AND I SWEAR THIS DUCK IS THE MOST WELL BEHAVED FUCKING POULTRY IVE EVER SEEN IT JUST SITS ON HIS DESK QUIETLY AND SOMETIMES HE PUTS IT IN HIS POCKET AND IT JUST SLEEPS LIKE WOW YOU GO DUCKY 

teenytigress

THERE HE IS, WHAT A GEM AND LOOK AT THAT FUCKING DUCKLING AH I CAN’T

teenytigress

DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG

teenytigress

DUCK UPDATE: TODAY WE HAD A FIRE DRILL AND HE CARRIED THE DUCKY OUTSIDE WITH HIM AND CRADLED IT PROTECTIVELY AND MOTHERLY INSTINCTS ARE FUCKING ADORABLE

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I know the duck boy and he and his duck are inseparable. An indestructible bond to say the least. 

So much cuteness 

*sobs loudly*